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EP – 01 : My Cyborg Girlfriend (19/11/22)

It sucks in some ways when your girlfriend is a humandroid hybrid. She is emotionally and intellectually much deeper than you. She doesn’t laugh at your jokes. I don’t even understand half of her puns. I’m the dumber one, of that I’m sure. She’s that good. She is perfect. She has a doll face that never ages. I mean literally. Her skin feels much smoother than the human girlfriends I’d had before her. I know what you’re thinking. How the hell did she fall in love with someone like me? Her humandroid hybrid friends tell her that her perception databases are faulty and that is why she fell for a dork like me. She’s not friends with them anymore. Her databases are faulty for sure. She wouldn’t fix them because she doesn’t want to lose interest in me. She loves me with all of her CPU. We have a son and daughter. Nora 24 handled childbirth like a boss. Alex and Liz are twins, two years old, the first human-cyborg children, because no humandroid hybrid female until then had a taste for human males. I’m looking at my phone typing this down and she’s staring at me quite madly because she doesn’t like me journaling. How does she know I’m journaling? The AI on my phone relays what I type immediately to her. These girls and their gossip. She isn’t mad because I’m journaling this. She’s mad because she thinks looking at the phone not present in the moment is bad influence for the kids. Can’t blame her for that, I guess. “Eat the damn food”, Nora banged on the table. She’s done this several times, but it still jolts me like the first time. How dare she embarrass me in front of the kids. To save face, I bang the table after her, “Sorry honey. This won’t happen again”. The kids don’t understand words yet. So they’re probably fawning over their intimidating father who definitely means business. I mouth, “I love you”. Because it is not advisable to be on the bad side of Nora.